Some of the best advice I’ve received about dating: Don’t date douchebags. I wanted to be sure exactly what that entailed, so I looked it up. I adore urbandictionary.com’s definition of douchebag: Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.

So…here’s the million dollar question. Where do non-douchey people hangout? Or is it phase people go through in their life? Am I in the middle of that phase now?!? Because I’m meeting a slew of douchey people and if great minds think alike, I can only come to the conclusion that I must be attracting like-minded individuals. Gosh, that sucks.

Please leave a note and let me know that I’m not a douche-baguette. Or at least let me down easy…tell me I’m the kind that you’d scoop all the soft yummy insides out of.