I landed myself a seriously crazy blind date. However, a half-hour before our scheduled coffee date I received an urgent text message: “Call me, please!” It’s never good sign when the first words out of his mouth are: “I’m sorry…” I was being stood up by a boy that had never even met me! He [...]
There’s entire schools of dating that say death to coffee dates. I vehemently disagree. Because I love coffee. I mainlined the stuff during college and it still makes regular appearances in my life every morning. It’s even good for you — it lowers your risk of diabetes, Parkinson’s, and colon cancer. Basically, it’s my number [...]
There’s something I’ve noticed lately while on dates — the multiple choice test. At first I thought it was a fluffer-nutter fluke. But I chalk it up to the wide-spread frequency of standardized testing in America. Anyone with a high GPA and low SAT score will tell you: “Hey, it’s not my fault…I just don’t [...]
